50 Ways Other People's Kids Suck

1. They give your kid the stomach bug before family vacations.
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2. They use poor aim in your bathroom.
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3. They teach the bad words that even you don?t use.
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4. They inform your child that mittens, coats and scarves are stupid.
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5. They guilt you into buying six boxes of Girl Scout cookies.
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6. They are the reason your daughter only wants clothes from Justice.
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7. Nine out of ten times, they are the cause behind ER visits.
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8. They scream bloody murder when your dog tries to lick them.
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9. They cough and sneeze right in your child?s face.
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10. You can?t manipulate them like you can your own.
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11. They whine.
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12. They teach your kid how to password protect electronics, but don?t share the actual password.
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13. They make a mess in your playroom and don?t clean up.
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14. They utter things like ?at my house, I?m allowed to??
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15. They sing louder than your kid at school performances.
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16. They dare your child to do things he never would have thought of on his own.
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17. They break things and don?t fess up.
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18. They make fun of your kid for something you love.
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19. They have parties and don?t invite your baby.
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20. They get carsick in your car.
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21. They report back home that your house is messy.
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22. They stay up all night during sleepovers.
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23. They teach your kid about the birds and the bees.
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24. They make fun of daughter for liking princesses or dolls.
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25. They smell after playing outside.
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26. They spill the beans on the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus.
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27. They don?t wash their hands after using the bathroom.
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28. They pick your kid last for their team.
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29. They discover where you keep the permanent markers.
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30. They talk with their mouths full of food.
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31. They knock down Lego towers that took weeks to build.
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32. They track mud in your house.
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33. They tell your daughter that her knock off American Girl doll isn?t real.
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34. They pick their noses and eat the findings.
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35. They get straight A?s, throwing the class curve.
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36. They don?t like your cooking.
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37. They laugh when your child mouths off to you.
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38. They have birthday parties your children are expected to attend.
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39. They stick stickers on your car windows.
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40. They play hairdresser with your daughter?s hair.
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41. They sell over-priced lemonade that you have to buy on your street corner.
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42. They roll their eyes at you.
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43. Their poop smells horrible.
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44. They tell your kid that he or she dresses weird.
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45. They come to your house famished.
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46. They infect your child with hand, foot and mouth disease.
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47. They give your kid a reason to say ?so and so?s mother let?s her??
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48. They whisper secrets.
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49. They pass on lice.
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50. They aren?t nearly as irresistible, adorable and entertaining as your kid.

Source: http://www.scarymommy.com/other-peoples-kids-suck/

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